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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Sunday Funnies - 2005/08/07

In accordance with the announcement about creating the “Sunday Funnies”, I present Gone Wrong. Thanks for looking.


The only shot frame from the cameraTragedy on the set of Treehugger Weekly magazine


Last updated Saturday, March 12th, 2005

Boondocks, WV (FN) - Two people are missing, presumed eaten by aligators, on the photo shoot set of Treehugger Weekly magazine, a special-interest publication that glorifies the thoughtless eco-nut culture so prevalent among the bored and the lazy.

The twenty-two year old model, Anika Telinksi, and her forty-five year old photographer, Johhan Lienitz, were out on an "unscheduled and unauthorized shoot" outside the main camp, according to the publication's spokewoman, Angelique Tomaine. The two were last seen just after dinner the day before and a search was started when they failed to appear for the scene set up.

According to Ms. Tomaine, their clothing was found on the bank of the river, "neatly folded, together with all their photo gear". To keep the magazine's other employees from fainting, the police were called.

Sheriff Notting was the first on the scene. "These d*mn hippies, they shoulda known better than to go off on their own like that. The hereabouts are crawling with crocs."

The picture, show here, was the only frame they shot before disappearing. The Magazine will run the picture, Ms Tomaine said, to raise funds for the protection of the rainforest, bears and crocs. "And because it's just too damn cool," she added.

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2 Comments:

At Mon Sep 05, 01:56:00 AM ADT, Blogger The Talking Mute said...

I admire the variety of topics you've been posting except the odd nude pictures that you post. This is the reason I could not include you in my linked blogs on my site. My site is for General Patronage.

 
At Mon Sep 05, 01:57:00 AM ADT, Blogger The Talking Mute said...

Oh! I guess it does not matter now since you've ceased to post in this blog.

 

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