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Monday, July 11, 2005

The Lone Ranger and Tonto ponder philosophy

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell
sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's
it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber then buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."

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