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Saturday, July 16, 2005

How to lose weight

Before I go off to visit with some friends, I leave you with this.

The funniest way of loosing weight ?
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn: TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES With her agreement....12 cal Without her agreement............187 cal TAKING OFF THE BRA With both hands........8 cal With one hand.........12 cal With the mouth.......85 cal PUTTING ON THE CONDOM With erection..........6 cal Without erection.............315 cal FOREPLAY Trying to find the clitoris...............8 cal Trying to find G spot.92 cal Without caring at all..0 cal WHEN "DOING IT" Holding her up........12 cal Just on the floor......8 cal POSITIONS Daddy-mummy............2 cal 69 laying..............8 cal 69 tanding up........112 cal Trolley..............216 cal Italian chandelier...912 cal HAVING AN ORGASM Real.................112 cal Fake................315 cal POST ORGASM Staying in bed........18 cal Jumping off the bed...36 cal Figuring out why she jumped off the bed..........816 cal GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION Between 16 and 19 years of age...................12 cal From 20 to 29.........36 cal From 30 to 39.......108 cal From 40 to 49........324 cal From 50 to 59........972 cal Over 60........... 2916 cal PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES Quietly...............32 cal Being in a hurry......98 cal With her husband opening the door................1218 cal


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