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Friday, July 29, 2005

Help me, I've been blinded!

I've been ruined for the rest of the day; I can't work, I can't think, I can't even speak. That I'm able to type is a testament to accidental coincidence. How did this horror descend upon me, you might wonder. Well, I will tell you.

After lunch, in good weather, we sometimes go for a walk downtown. In this town, that's not really saying very much, but it's a nice walk nonetheless, and in the summer, the view is absolutely spectacular on occasion. As was the case today. Dear Middle-of-the-road-Deity, I have never seen such a perfect pair of breasts on a woman before. Ever! Perfect in shape, size and position, they were even attached to an otherwise stunning woman. That elusive combination, so rare in reality.

When my eyes beheld the wonder that is them, I was instantly blinded. When my ears heard the sounds her t-shirt made, I was struck deaf. When I tried to clamp my jaw shut, I was turned mute. When I considered my situation, all thought vanished. Human senses were not meant to detect such glory! That vision of glory has now been seared, seared! I tell ya, into my very memory. Never shall I forget it. Never!

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4 Comments:

At Sat Jul 30, 01:12:00 AM ADT, Blogger SOH said...

Calm down. I live in a house of men. I know how these things work. Get the lotion and kleenex and you'll be seeing straight in no time. I, on the other hand, may never be the same after reading this titular tirade.

 
At Sat Jul 30, 02:54:00 AM ADT, Blogger The Talking Mute said...

Now I see the difference between men and women. Well at least in my world, when I see a man's balls bulging out like so (especially when they're wearing swimwear), I tend to look away out of embarassment. I just can't stare especially when they're my friends.
But of course,it is a different ballgame when I am involved intimately with the guy.

 
At Fri Aug 05, 02:51:00 PM ADT, Blogger jomama said...

That's what the Great Tit lovers
everywhere call The Rapture.

It happens to me everytime my wife takes
off her bra.

 
At Fri Aug 05, 03:06:00 PM ADT, Blogger The Mad Perseid said...

“The Rapture” Hmmm... That has a nice ring to it, I think.

 

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