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Saturday, March 26, 2005


Doctor: “Stewardess, tell the captain we must land. This woman must be gotten to a hospital immediately.”
Stewardess: “A hospital? What is it?”
Doctor: “It's a big building with equipment and doctors, but that's not important right now.”

Doctor: “Captain, when can we land?”
Captain: “I can't tell.”
Doctor: “You can tell me, I'm a doctor.”
Captain: “No, I mean I don't know.”
Doctor: “Can't you take a guess?”
Captain: “Well, not for another two hours?”
Doctor: “You can't guess for another two hours?”
Captain: “No, I mean we can't land for another two hours.”

Doctor: “What did we have for dinner?”
Stewardess: “We had a choice, chicken or fish.”
Doctor: “Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.”

Stewardess: “There's been a problem in the cockpit, and the captain needs someone to help with the radio.”
Stryker: “The cockpit? What is it?“
Stewardess: “It's a little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.”

Doctor: “Can you fly and land this plane?”
Stryker: “Surely you can't be serious!”
Doctor: “I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.”

Stryker: “This plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying. Altogether.”
Doctor & Stewardess: “It's an entirely different kind of flying. Altogether.”


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