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Sunday, March 13, 2005

Ah, the Simpsons

Apu: “Look at this outrageous markup. I love you, you magnificent bastard!”

Apu: “Please wait while I change the date on this yogurt.”

Homer: “When I get bored, I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span. Oh, look! A bird!”

Bart: “Cult, Church. Church, cult. So we get bored someplace else this weekend.”

Smithers: “Actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only paid three dollars in tax last year.”
Mr. Burns: “You're right! We're getting screwed!”

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